Here are the Winners Art work after competitions.
2011 Joke Competition
1. Nafisa ( 3rd )
Total marks: 8 out of 10
-Why does the turtle want to cross the road?
Answer: It wants to go to the SHELL station.
-What movie does a cow like to go to?
Answer: Moo-vie
-What is the best thing to put in a cake?
Answer: Your mouth
2. Sheryl ( 4th )
Total marks: 7 out of 10
-What do you call a zero that is wearing a belt?
Answer: 0+0=8 The number 8
-What does astronauts use to tie up aliens?
Answer: Astro-knots
3.Valerie ( 2nd )
Total marks: 8 out of 10
- Before Marridge
Boy: I have been waiting for this day my entire life!
Girl: Do you want to leave me?
Boy: No!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: Will you ever cheat on me?
Boy: Never in my life!
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Sweetheart!
After Marridge ( Read from bottom to top!)
4. Dylan ( 1st )
Total marks: 9 out of 10
-What can hold an aeroplane, a cargo ship and an entire zoo?
Answer: A dictionary
- Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
Answer: To see how long he could sleep
